Attempt At A Poem
(1970)

There was a boy called Kinsey
Who tried to write a poem.
He thought about it on the bus
And wrote it down at home.

"Of course"", he said, with conscious pride,
"I'll write about myself,
Bring me pen and paper and
That large book from the shelf".

He started it, but 'twas no good,
Oh, what a pointless caper!
But he wrote it down just as it came;
And here it is on paper.

S. KINSEY, 3B.